The real title of this post should be, "Various ways that I abuse the shit out of f/1.8 on my 50mm lens." I love this new lens though. If you're ever wondering, "Should I buy myself a 50mm f/1.8 lens for my amateur photography kit?", then answer is, "Yes".
These photos are from around the Monterey Museum of Art. We took a trip to check out the photographs of local artists, and I felt it was appropriate to take some photos myself.
Theme for this post: Deb from the TV series Dexter.
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Motherfuckin' bugs in the mud down here! Fuck! It looks like the duck has wheels on his bootyfeathers. |
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| Bobbing for waterbugs - best done in pairs. How adorable! |
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Get Honey, Pollinate Flowers Bitches. |
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| This flower pretty much kicks ass. |
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| Jesus, this picture makes me feel sick. Someone should take my camera away from me. |
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| Trim this mothahfuckin' tree! Kuh-kaw! |
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| Blurry takeoff photo. Bastard bird was trying to elude me! |
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| I stuck my hand out and this damselfly landed on it. It was so cool! Well, I thought it was cool. |
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This goose was ready to kick our asses - it hissed at me when I tried to take his photo. BRING IT GOOSE! I'LL MESS YOU UP! |
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| BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS N SHIT! DAMN THEIR SO LOVELY AND PROBABLY SMELL NICE! |
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| TINY DAMNED FLOWERS ARE BADASS! |
So yeah, maybe my captions are really more Mr. Torgue rather than Deb from Dexter. Does it really matter? No. Enjoy some photographs. I enjoy sharing them.
Toodles, melon farmers!