29 March 2014

Califlora et Califauna

The real title of this post should be, "Various ways that I abuse the shit out of f/1.8 on my 50mm lens." I love this new lens though. If you're ever wondering, "Should I buy myself a 50mm f/1.8 lens for my amateur photography kit?", then answer is, "Yes".

These photos are from around the Monterey Museum of Art. We took a trip to check out the photographs of local artists, and I felt it was appropriate to take some photos myself. 

Theme for this post: Deb from the TV series Dexter.

Motherfuckin' bugs in the mud down here! Fuck!
It looks like the duck has wheels on his bootyfeathers.

Bobbing for waterbugs - best done in pairs. How adorable!

Get Honey,
Pollinate Flowers
Bitches.

This flower pretty much kicks ass.

Jesus, this picture makes me feel sick. Someone should take my camera away from me.

Trim this mothahfuckin' tree! Kuh-kaw!

Blurry takeoff photo. Bastard bird was trying to elude me!

I stuck my hand out and this damselfly landed on it. It was so cool! Well, I thought it was cool.

This goose was ready to kick our asses - it hissed at me when I tried to take his photo.
BRING IT GOOSE! I'LL MESS YOU UP!

BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS N SHIT! DAMN THEIR SO LOVELY AND PROBABLY SMELL NICE!

TINY DAMNED FLOWERS ARE BADASS!
So yeah, maybe my captions are really more Mr. Torgue rather than Deb from Dexter. Does it really matter? No. Enjoy some photographs. I enjoy sharing them.

Toodles, melon farmers!